HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the food. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden quickly escalated the situati